Flirty Fridays: My least favorite message.

So my friend Suzan and I have decided that Fridays are going to be about our online dating communications. Be prepared for a little snark, a lot of sarcasm and no exposing of identities.

This is, hands down, my least favorite message. I’d say 50% of them are some variation of this. Most of the time I hit block and delete without looking at their profiles. I really dislike, strongly, the habit in society to walk past someone and say, "Hi, how ya doing?", without pausing for an answer. This person isn’t really asking how I am, they’re looking for a foot in the door. He doesn’t really want to know what’s going wrong in my day, or that I’m really excited because I got a compliment from my boss, he wants to know that I’ll respond to the least amount of effort expended. This is a lazy attempt at getting some ass, and I’ll move on now.

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