Dear Reader, You know what my #2 search hit is? The #1 is Thor and his abs. The #2? My legs. Seriously. People apparently like looking at the picture I posted of my legs. They’re nice legs. I’ve always liked them. Not so much my pores or how pale they Read More
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Skin care. All of it.
Dear Reader, Sex wasn’t the only thing my mother didn’t teach me about. Oh, she taught me how to shoot a gun, ride a horse and encouraged me to fight a bull, but how to be a girl? I learned that from gay men, and thank God for them! If Read More