So my friend Suzan and I have decided that Fridays are going to be about our online dating communications. Be prepared for a little snark, a lot of sarcasm and no exposing of identities.
I opened this, and immediately looked over my shoulder for a creepy guy with a bottle of lotion.
Um, what is this message supposed to mean? Does this dude want to skin me and wear my tattoos or something?
Forget about engaging me, asking questions or saying something interest, this is one of those insta-block messages. Between the message and the sender’s profile, it’s someone that I wouldn’t want to meet on a dark street at night, or at the supermarket during the day.